This is an example of the typical greeting my dad and I give each other when he calls me:
DAD: Hey, you.
DAD: What up?
ME: Nuttin, what up wit'choo?
DAD: Nada. What's up with you?
ME: I said, nuttin.
It takes us about five times as long to have this conversation than it would to just cut straight to the chase, such as:
DAD: Your mother and I are leaving in ten minutes to come pick up Liam.
ME: Ok, see you then.
I don't want my thirty seconds back. I'd rather have exchanges in half-ass English with my dad.